As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
You did what?!
You did what, Humans?!
–Darth Vader
To be continued…
Unacceptable BehaviorÂ
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
–Amber
LuxuriatingÂ
Don’t be jealous, Humans. Unless you are a silky, shiny House Panther, there’s no way you will ever be able to luxuriate this well.
Feel free to imitate me, though, to the best of your limited abilities.
–Darth Vader
Humans are sometimes right
Humans may tell you that it’s not a great idea to curl up for a nap in an oven.
Humans are sometimes right.
–Quicksilver
Then we remember…
Sometimes, humans, we wonder why we keep you around. Then we remember that you have opposable thumbs and that we have trained you to use them to our advantage.
–Amber, Darth Vader, Phelps, Quicksilver, Lily and Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 