Present your face to your Human.
Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
Happy Father’s Day
Father’s Day should include a cold beer…
…and a big, warm hug.
–Cosmo
Break it up…
Wanna Play, Uncle Darth?
No, I do not, Little Xena.
Woof!
Hisssssssssss…
Woof…
HISSSSSSS…
WOOF…
Break it up you two!
–Xena, Darth Vader and Cosmo
Eat your Vegetables
“Eat your vegetables, little Xena!”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo! If I eat all my veg, I’ll be as big and strong as you, right?”
“Right! Maybe even bigger! With love in your heart and veg in your tummy, you’re nine paws tall!”
–Xena and Cosmo
Daddy’s Girl
Cosmo is the best Dog Daddy ever! He looks out for me, he defends me when the Meowies get feisty, he lets me have the biggest bully stick and lets me chew on his jowls when there are no bully sticks because the Humans have mistimed our Chewy.com order.
My Daddy Cosmo is also an excellent pillow.
–Xena
Welcome Home!
Welcome home, Human Daddy!
I know Monday’s rough…
Just know that you’ve got a Dog at home who loves you more than he loves himself.
–Cosmo
Good Daddy
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
–Cosmo
Scary Things
Sometimes even the strongest, bravest, seven-pound-and-growing Warrior Puppy Princess gets scared, like when she is taken, against her will, to the dreaded V-E-T.
Just curl up tight in your Human Daddy’s arms. You’re strong, but he’s stronger than you. He doesn’t seem the least bit scared and he’s obviously topped seven pounds.
Human Daddy will keep you safe.
–Xena Warrior Princess
Unacceptable Behavior
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
–Amber
The Best Pillow
It’s not the softest pillow and it’s not the biggest pillow.
But Human Daddy’s head is the best pillow, paws down.
–Cosmo
