You know it’s spring when…
…the drinking fountains are full of clear, sweet water again.
–Quicksilver
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Hello Bully Stick
Hello Bully Stick!
I…
…will…
…destroy…
…you!
–Xena, aka Piranha Princess
Hide-and-Seek
It is important to hide all parts of yourself, including your stripy grey tail, during a round of hide-and-seek.
Correct–I am almost invisible.
Incorrect–my tail is showing and the Little Woofie can find my tail.
–Luna
Identity Crisis
I think like a Dog, I bark like a Dog, and I smell like a Dog.
I’m all Dog.
Still, those treats smell mighty good and I’m no bigger than the smallest Meowie.
There’s no harm in exploring my latent felinity, is there?
–Xena
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Naptime
Oh my, I sure could use a nap!
–Xena
Oh please, let little Xena actually take a nap!
Puppies are exhausting and I sure could use a nap, too.
–Cosmo
Puppy Pile-Up
Don’t be alarmed if you encounter a Puppy Pile-Up on your couch!
Open a bag of treats or a can of wet food or simply squeak an appealing squeaky toy.
Normal traffic patterns will be restored in no time.
–Stella, Cosmo and Xena
Counting
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Good Daddy
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 