Counting

I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.

1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies 

I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.

1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies

I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.

(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies 

Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo

Medical Update

Thank you all so much for your good wishes! I have a luxating patella caused by my heroic charge into the front fence to defend my yard against an interloper. The Humans have told me that I will be going to a third vet next Wednesday for a surgical consultation. After that, I will have knee surgery to become a bionic Dog.

For all our Dog and Meowy followers, think very carefully about heroism. You don’t always get a medal. Sometimes, all you get is a visit to three–count them, three!–vets for your trouble.

Woofs and Wags, Stella