Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
Snow Day
The best part of a Snow Day?
SNOW!
And having Human Daddy home!
Dog Diggity Dog, Human Daddy is HOME! And he’s throwing a FRISBEE!
In the SNOW!
–Cosmo and Stella
Puppy Pile-Up
Don’t be alarmed if you encounter a Puppy Pile-Up on your couch!
Open a bag of treats or a can of wet food or simply squeak an appealing squeaky toy.
Normal traffic patterns will be restored in no time.
–Stella, Cosmo and Xena
Counting
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
More treats…
Can you really say “no” to an extra serving of treats, Humans?
Can you?
–Stella
Ladies who Lunch
Ladies who lunch?
Try Ladies who sniff and kiss.
Not that we don’t lunch–we totally do!
All that affection builds up our appetite.
–Stella and Xena
Great Guard Dogs
Great Guard Dogs come in all sizes.
It’s all about the team, the technique and the heart.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Ballet Flat
Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
Found it!
–Stella
Big Sisters
Big Sisters are the best!
They listen to you and give you great advice.
Plus, no one can ever bully you when your Big Sis has your back.
–Xena
Medical Update
Thank you all so much for your good wishes! I have a luxating patella caused by my heroic charge into the front fence to defend my yard against an interloper. The Humans have told me that I will be going to a third vet next Wednesday for a surgical consultation. After that, I will have knee surgery to become a bionic Dog.
For all our Dog and Meowy followers, think very carefully about heroism. You don’t always get a medal. Sometimes, all you get is a visit to three–count them, three!–vets for your trouble.
Woofs and Wags, Stella
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