Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
How you know…
You know she loves you when she wraps her front paw around your foreleg.
You know she really loves you when she does the same thing with her tail.
–Cosmo
Unrequited Love
It’s hard when the stripey, gray object of your affection is out of reach.
She’s not physically out of reach, of course, as you could easily stretch out an enormous paw to caress her whiskers or, if you’re feeling bold, sit up on your hind paws and sink your great muzzle into her velvety flank to breath in a draught of kitten perfume.
“NO Cosmo! DOWN!” the Humans will cry.
“HISSSSSS!” your beloved will screech, while somehow simultaneously reminding you of the restraining order she has taken out against you in the most intimidatingly legalistic terms she can muster.
Who knows? You may even get a bloody nose. You’ll probably get a bloody nose. Kitten claws are sharp and you saw your dearest filing hers assiduously on the remains of the living room furniture just prior to claiming her current spot.
Sometimes it is best to love from afar.
–Cosmo
What the Ladies want…
A glass of fine red wine enjoyed al fresco with a handsome, intense drinking companion… What else could the Ladies possibly want?
–Quicksilver
Good Boyfriend
A good boyfriend leaves his lady the whole dog bed, all the chew toys, and even offers up his paw as a pillow while she’s recuperating from knee surgery.
Of course, if she invites you up, don’t refuse. That would be unchivalrous.
–Cosmo
Friendly Reminder
Valentines Day is tomorrow, Gentlemen! Don’t forget to get your ladies the flowers, the card, the heart-shaped box of catnip, and a good back rub.
–Luna and Lily
Romantic Kibble
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
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