Intrusiveness, thy name is Woofie.
–Charlie
Queuing up for Kibble
Sometimes it can be hard to tell if a Cat is in line for the kibble or not, particularly if she’s a Millennial Kitty, facing the wrong way, stretched out nonchalantly as if she’s not even hungry, caught up in texting or pokemoning or whatever else she’s doing with her snowy white paw.
Cut in front. Age before beauty.
–Phelps
Additives
Humans need to read the kibble ingredient list very carefully.
We Cats eat cat kibble.
The Woofies eat dog kibble.
We Cats are a proper size.
The Woofies have grown to the size of small Horses.
Pay closer attention to the dog kibble additives, Humans.
Seriously, how big do you want the Woofies to get?!
–Darth Vader
Romantic Kibble
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 