Hello Bully Stick!
I…
…will…
…destroy…
…you!
–Xena, aka Piranha Princess
Hide-and-Seek
It is important to hide all parts of yourself, including your stripy grey tail, during a round of hide-and-seek.
Correct–I am almost invisible.
Incorrect–my tail is showing and the Little Woofie can find my tail.
–Luna
Hydration
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.
–Xena
Why Smile?
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
Play Sesh
Dog oh Dog oh DOG! That was a great play sesh with Cosmo and Stella!
I’m going to take a quick power nap, 15 minutes MAX, to recharge for Round 2.
Oh Dog, oh Dog, oh Dog! That little Puppy is exhausting.
We need a power nap, 15 hours minimum.
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Bionic Puppy
You know what’s unfair?
Being left in the house while Human Daddy takes your boyfriend for a brisk walk, that’s what!
I can do “brisk,” too. I know I can. I’ve got some hugely expensive titanium pins in my leg.
I’m practically a bionic Puppy.
–Stella
Reputation
Careful, Kitties. There’s a fine line between being known as a friendly Feline and as a lap Cat.
–Luna
The same goes for Puppies.
–Cosmo
Establish your AuthorityÂ
When you meet a large Woofie for the first time, it is essential to establish your authority.
–Luna
Double Standard
Humans, you would never, ever even think about putting antlers on the Meowies, would you?
I maybe should have asked for cat-like claws for Dogsmas.
–Cosmo
The Mysterious Place the Humans call Work
Don’t be disappointed when Human Daddy brings you to the mysterious place he calls “work.”
It’s less exciting than you imagined but it’s still the best place in the whole wide world because you’re there with your Daddy.
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 