Monday…
…again?!
How very dreadful for you, Humans.
–Lily
Monday Morning
Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber
Sweet Nothings…
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Tell me I’m the prettiest, the stripiest, the glossiest Kitty you’ve ever known…
Then substantiate those sweet nothings with something, such as cream, tuna or ‘Nip.
–Lily
Real Estate
Amazon =
Biggest purveyor of Cat real estate.
–Lily
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Cheat Day
Don’t beat yourself up for cheating on your Paleo, Raw Food, Keto, Gluten-Free Summer Diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.
Stuff happens… Mass-produced Kibble can smell really good…
Pick yourself up and go back on the prowl.
–Finnegan
The Right Size
I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Welcome Home
Welcome home, Humans! T.C.I.F. and all that.
What did you bring us?
–Finnegan, Phelps and Quicksilver
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Intrusions
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
–Phelps
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.
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