Intrusions

There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.

For example, you can build a pillow barricade.

Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*

–Phelps

*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.

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