Month: July 2022

I was peaceably lounging, considering whether or not to move into the sun, when an enormous Woofie plonked his hindquarters down into my sun puddle.

Rude.

–Lily

OMD (Oh My Dog)! It’s finally happening for me!

I’m the BIG SPOON!

–Xena

No, I’m not being dramatic, Human Mommy.

It’s unbearably hot and humid and I am in fact melting.

–Sunny

There are many ways to ignore your Humans.

Presenting your gorgeous back stripes, whilst coquettishly curling your tail, lets them know that you prefer not to be disturbed but may change your mind upon the delivery of a properly chilled saucer of cream.

–Lily

The Humans frequently ask me for a kiss.

I’m considering it.

–Sunny

We voids…

…have to stick together.

–Darth Vader and Stella

It’s Monday, it’s just past noon, and we are still in bed.

We fail to see any issue with that, Human Mommy.

–Cosmo and Sunny

With my front paws folded prettily, it’s no wonder that the paparazzi come flocking.

I guess they have to make a living somehow.

–Luna

I know you don’t like Hallmark movies, Papa Cosmo, but we’re almost halfway through this one.

Can’t we just enjoy it?

–Xena

It is hot outside and we are lounging on the cool wood floor. That does not mean we aren’t on duty.

Cough up the toll, Human Mommy.

–Amber and Lily