No, I won’t be joining you, Human Daddy.
Your current position looks super unsafe.
–Luna
Kisses
Present your face to your Human.
Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
Take a Break
You have already done the dishes, Human.
Is it really necessary to mop the floor?
The floor upon which I am sprawled.
–Lily
Jungle Queen
Yes, I am the Jungle Queen.
The question is who are you?
–Amber
The Mouse
I caught a Mouse.
I dispatched the Mouse.
I presented the Mouse to my Human.
I’m exhausted.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Glossy Perfection
We Cats can groom ourselves but…
…it sure feels nice when Human Daddy brushes us to glossy perfection.
–Quicksilver
Monday Morning
Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber
My Meowie from…
O.M.D.! This show is so boring!
It’s putting us Dogs to sleep!
Can’t you change the channel, Human Daddy? –Xena
Shush, Little Xena! I let you Woofies watch two whole episodes of “Pit Bulls and Parolees” this afternoon.
Now it’s my turn to binge-watch Jackson Galaxy. –Amber
Millennials!
Luna: Excuse me but that box is mine. I reserved it on PawBook.
Quicksilver: How can this box be yours? I jumped in it almost as soon the servants…er… Humans removed its contents!
Luna: See my confirmation code on PawBook/FutureEmptyBoxReserve?
Quicksilver: Fine! It’s yours.
Quicksilver: (sotto meow) Millenials!
–Luna and Quicksilver
Shoes
“When will you get over your shoe obsession, Xena?” asks Human Mommy.
“Never, Human Mommy…”
“…NEVER.”
–Xena
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