Luna: Excuse me but that box is mine. I reserved it on PawBook.
Quicksilver: How can this box be yours? I jumped in it almost as soon the servants…er… Humans removed its contents!
Luna: See my confirmation code on PawBook/FutureEmptyBoxReserve?
Quicksilver: Fine! It’s yours.
Quicksilver: (sotto meow) Millenials!
–Luna and Quicksilver
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
So it turns out that there is no App for avoiding the wait at the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Any venture capitalists following this blog?
Have I got a great startup pitch for you!