You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
It’s essential to stay hydrated when temperatures soar.
Don’t drink out of the silly bowls the Humans provide for you. Drink exclusively from the drippy faucet of youth.
Seriously, it’s at least 9 times more hydrating than regular water.
Depending on the Google result you consult, I’m at least 80 years old.
I don’t look a day over 60, though, do I?
Sometimes it can be hard to tell if a Cat is in line for the kibble or not, particularly if she’s a Millennial Kitty, facing the wrong way, stretched out nonchalantly as if she’s not even hungry, caught up in texting or pokemoning or whatever else she’s doing with her snowy white paw.
Cut in front. Age before beauty.