We Cats will wake you up, Humans.
The coffee that used to be in this box will keep you awake.
Hopefully…
–Lily
Training Maintenance
Even Adult Woofies require reinforcement and maintenance of their basic skills.
Down, Cosmo!
Good Woofie.
–Luna
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Nonsense
Your bag, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Amber
Progress!
O.M.D. (Oh My Dog)!!!! Luna has fallen asleep on Human Mommy’s lap with her paw resting on my cute Puppy rump.
Only a matter of time until my 2018 resolution comes true!
Only a matter of time until we’re besties!
–Xena
Beverage Pairing
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
–Luna
But that is my cream!
–Lily
Best Bed
The best bed is a matter of opinion.
Sometimes the king-size mattress feels right…
…but sometimes you fancy a cozier option…
…like a good, old-fashioned dresser drawer.
–Luna
Intimidating?
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
Roller Derby
Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Monday
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 