How’d I get up here?
Anti-gravity, magnetic, propulsion Paws, obviously.
How’m I getting back down?
To be determined…
–Finnegan
Daylight Savings Time
Daylight Savings Time doesn’t mean that Wake-Up Time comes an hour earlier.
We Cats wake up if and when we please.
–Lily and Finnegan
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Window of Opportunity
So you want to remake the bed now, Human Mommy?
Sorry, but you missed the narrow window of opportunity that exists between our late morning and early afternoon naps.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Basket
Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Not Posing
Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Meaningless Words
Humans can fall into an obsessive pattern of repeating words like “down.” Maybe they have developed an annoying tic? Maybe they are simply confused, as you are obviously “up” on the counter as opposed to “down” on the floor? Either way, it’s no use trying to puzzle out their meaning. Ignoring your humans until they are quiet is the only way to help them.
–Finnegan
Play Dates
Don’t worry when your little puppy brother has a play date with another puppy. After they have finished their hyper puppy games, they will pass out. Everyone knows that a sleeping puppy is the best kind.
–Finnegan
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