Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Yes, I’m magnificent.
Feel free to call me Sun King.
Four legs, you say? I’m pretty sure I have more.
Are you sure you counted correctly?
Why merely sit when you can drape?
Excuse me, but can’t a handsome fellow launder his white dress socks in private without the intrusions of cellphone wielding groupies?
Sigh… The sacrifices of celebrity and undeniably good looks.
It’s one thing to be hot.
It’s another thing entirely to smolder.
Always look sharp, as you never know when the cellphone-wielding Humans will try to capture your official portrait.
–Stella and Cosmo
It’s not easy being a dreamboat but someone’s got to do it.
Don’t be jealous!
It takes an enormous amount of time, effort and licks to look this good.
Occasionally, you may come face to face with your Doppelcatter. Ignore him. The resemblance isn’t all that striking and you’re obviously handsomer than him anyway.
–Finnegan and Charlie