Lounging is easy to do but hard to master.
Consider apprenticing with a House Panther to perfect your craft.
–Darth Vader
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Guard Catting
We Guard Cats have not abandoned our post.
We have strategically shifted our post
No one is going to steal the outside areas of the fort now that it has gotten so chilly.
The cozy inside is another matter…
We are vigilantly guarding the warm bed and keeping it warm in so doing.
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan and Quicksilver
Importance
Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?
That’s better…
…though a chin skritch would be best of all.
–Darth Vader
Hot
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Silly Woofies.
–Darth Vader
House Panther
Human Mommy calls me a House Panther.
Human Mommy is nearsighted and lacks a sense of scale.
I’m a full-size Panther, no qualifier required.
–Darth Vader
Hump Day
Hump Day, you say, Humans?
I just can’t…
You’ll have to struggle over the hump without me.
–Darth Vader
Shadow Panther
You’re never truly alone…
…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
Smolder
It’s one thing to be hot.
It’s another thing entirely to smolder.
–Darth Vader
Missing Signage
The Humans have put up multiple signs alerting passers-by to the presence of Woofies.
Strangely, there are as yet no signs referencing us Jungle Cats.
Maybe the Humans see us as their secret weapon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
