Lounging is easy to do but hard to master.
Consider apprenticing with a House Panther to perfect your craft.
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
We Guard Cats have not abandoned our post.
We have strategically shifted our post
No one is going to steal the outside areas of the fort now that it has gotten so chilly.
The cozy inside is another matter…
We are vigilantly guarding the warm bed and keeping it warm in so doing.
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan and Quicksilver
Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?
…though a chin skritch would be best of all.
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Human Mommy calls me a House Panther.
Human Mommy is nearsighted and lacks a sense of scale.
I’m a full-size Panther, no qualifier required.
Hump Day, you say, Humans?
I just can’t…
You’ll have to struggle over the hump without me.