Human Daddy’s lap is occupied.
I am occupying it.
–Amber
Gosh… I sure could use a cuddle.
–Xena
Gorgeous
You say I’m gorgeous.
Thanks…
I agree.
–Finnegan
Paws
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Guard Dog
No one will break into the house.
Not on my watch!
–Cosmo
Privacy
For us CelebriCats, privacy does not exist…
…not even during bath time.
–Amber
You’re home when…
You know you’re home when…
…you can expose your belly fearlessly.
–Sunny
Nap Options
The tallest, most sacred Cat Tree offers the most comfortable napping options.
It is also the most popular spot.
If you want to nap undisturbed, consider the shorter, second most sacred Cat Tree or even the computer tote.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Enjoy
Enjoy the mysterious place you call work, Humans!
We will enjoy the bed while you’re gone.
–Stella, Xena and Sunny
Honor
It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Making Friends
Hiya Orion!
Let’s hang out!
–Lily
