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Facial

Posted on January 31, 2020January 31, 2020 by sevencatsandcounting

Mama Stella gives the best facials.

–Xena

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Beauty Routine 2

Posted on January 6, 2020January 6, 2020 by sevencatsandcounting

You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.

We Cats lick our fur.

Licking is more effective than ironing.

–Lily

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Beauty Routine

Posted on January 4, 2020January 4, 2020 by sevencatsandcounting

Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?

Don’t you have a tongue?

Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?

Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?

–Amber

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Clicky Noise

Posted on June 24, 2019June 25, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?

That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.

–Lily

Posted in UncategorizedTagged beauty, cat, cats, nap, phone, sleep8 Comments

Mirror, mirror…

Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

Mirror, mirror on the wall…

Who’s the handsomest of them all?

–Phelps

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Face Lick

Posted on January 31, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

Are your Face Furs getting hairy?

Are your Whiskers out of control?

Nothing a visit to Xena’s salon can’t fix!

–Lily

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I feel pretty

Posted on August 29, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

Want to be pretty, Humans?

You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.

–Lily and Amber

Posted in UncategorizedTagged beauty, cat, cat blog, cats, grooming, naps, self-care1 Comment

Lovely

Posted on August 8, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

Loveliness begins with loving yourself.

Add to that a protein-rich diet, 18+ hours of sleep per day and an intensive grooming regime and you’ll be ready for your close up.

–Lily

Posted in UncategorizedTagged beauty, cat, cats, health, love, model8 Comments

Opposable Thumbs

Posted on March 8, 2018March 8, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.

Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.

Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.

Badly.

–Amber

Posted in UncategorizedTagged advice, Amber, beauty, cat blog, cats, comedy, feline, humor, love, makeup, morning routine, opposable thumbs, rescue animals, wisdom11 Comments

Spring Looks

Posted on March 4, 2018March 4, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…

…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.

–Luna

Posted in UncategorizedTagged advice, Amazon Prime, beauty, boxes, cat blog, cats, comedy, fashion, feline, humor, live, Luna, style, wardrobe, wisdom6 Comments

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