Mama Stella gives the best facials.
–Xena
Mama Stella gives the best facials.
–Xena
You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.
We Cats lick our fur.
Licking is more effective than ironing.
–Lily
Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?
Don’t you have a tongue?
Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?
Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?
–Amber
Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the handsomest of them all?
–Phelps
Are your Face Furs getting hairy?
Are your Whiskers out of control?
Nothing a visit to Xena’s salon can’t fix!
–Lily
Want to be pretty, Humans?
You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.
–Lily and Amber
Loveliness begins with loving yourself.
Add to that a protein-rich diet, 18+ hours of sleep per day and an intensive grooming regime and you’ll be ready for your close up.
–Lily
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna