Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
Mirror, mirror…
Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the handsomest of them all?
–Phelps
Face Lick
Are your Face Furs getting hairy?
Are your Whiskers out of control?
Nothing a visit to Xena’s salon can’t fix!
–Lily
I feel pretty
Want to be pretty, Humans?
You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.
–Lily and Amber
Lovely
Loveliness begins with loving yourself.
Add to that a protein-rich diet, 18+ hours of sleep per day and an intensive grooming regime and you’ll be ready for your close up.
–Lily
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Spring Looks
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Orange is the New Black
I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Ingenue
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
–Amber
Not Posing
Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
