I hereby declare this cardboard box and its contents mine.
All mine.
–Luna
Work
So it’s Monday again and you have to go to work, Humans.
Too bad your job does not consist of sitting in a box and looking cute.
–Lily
Good Things
Amazon boxes are sort of hit or miss.
Chewy boxes, though, always contain good things, like bully sticks or squeaky toys or best Meowie friends.
Hiya, Luna! How about a kiss?
Dog-diggity-dog! Luna gave me a kiss!
She likes me. She really likes me.
–Xena
Spring Looks
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
The Box
The Catsmas gifts were good.
The cardboard box they came in was even better.
–Quicksilver
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Let’s be honest–it might be a good idea to reduce your Amazon orders, Human Mommy.
Don’t you dare recycle this Amazon box, though.
I’m obviously reusing it.
–Amber
Damsel in Distress
Uh oh! This cardboard box I launched myself into is much too narrow and too deep. I’m stuck.
HELP!
I’ll save you, Luna! What do you want me to do? Topple your box prison, gnaw through the cardboard or a combination of both?
–Luna and Cosmo
Raw Food Diet
I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.
That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.
I’m not.
Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.
–Lily
Uh-oh
What’s that, Human Mommy? This fine box is the same box that the Woofies’ canned food came in?
You don’t suppose they’ll get confused and think that I’m yummy, too, do you?
Uh-oh…
–Luna
Don’t be rude
It’s fine to fight your Big Sis for control of a cardboard box, but don’t ever say that you’d look better in it than her.
That would be rude.
–Luna
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