Apologies

Sometimes you have to apologize.

For example, you should apologize after you chew the back plates off of the supposedly indestructible dinosaur Human Mommy procured for you 2 days ago on Amazon Prime.

Sorry pink Stegosaurus.

Sorry Couch.

Sorry Futon mattress.

Sorry decorative wood trim, various shoes, wooden coffee table, etc.

You were all delicious, if it makes it any better, which it probably doesn’t.

Sorry for your extinction.

–Cosmo