Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Pillows
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!
Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.
Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
Sunny
Hiya! My name is Sunny!
That wasn’t always my name, but Human Daddy says it is my true name because I radiate happiness and light.
I didn’t always have a happy life–I spent a whole year in a cage and then bounced from foster home to foster home.
Finally, I have a real home.
There are Meowies in my home,
…two beautiful Girl Dogs, who are both both super sweet to me,
…an awesome, protective big brother Dog,
…and all the delicious, nutritious food I can eat!
It’s good to be home, really, really good.
–Sunny
Kisses
Present your face to your Human.
Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
My Meowie from…
O.M.D.! This show is so boring!
It’s putting us Dogs to sleep!
Can’t you change the channel, Human Daddy? –Xena
Shush, Little Xena! I let you Woofies watch two whole episodes of “Pit Bulls and Parolees” this afternoon.
Now it’s my turn to binge-watch Jackson Galaxy. –Amber
Hind Legs
I’d stand on my hind legs all day…
…everyday…
…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Naptime
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
Finally!
Yay! You are finally getting up, Human Mommy!
None too soon! It’s already half past Food o’Clock!
–Quicksilver
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Abandonment
So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
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