Sometimes dinner is late in coming.
At those times you must serve yourself.
–Quicksilver
Slow Service
What’s the hold-up, Human Daddy?
We’ve been waiting on our order of chicken and pumpkin stew forever!
Isn’t it ready yet?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
Empty Tummy
Dinner is ready…
…yet my tummy remains empty.
Rectify this situation, Humans!
–Luna
Dishes
These dishes appear to be clean.
Why isn’t my dinner sitting atop one of them?
–Quicksilver
Tux
Here I am, resplendent in my tux, awaiting my dinner.
Ahem! AWAITING my dinner!
–Phelps
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Dinnertime
We’ve talked it over.
It’s not okay to feed the Woofies before us.
No way, no how.
–Amber and Lily
Gimme Some!
Maybe I can’t see the last slice of pizza, but I sure can smell it!
Gimme some, Human Daddy!
C’mon, it’s FRIDAY!!!
–Cosmo
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
A Little Help Here!
Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
–Stella
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)
