Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Discerning Panther
Given the choice between a clean, freshly made bed…
…and a dirty comforter waiting to be laundered, where does the discerning Panther install himself?
Do you really need to ask?
–Darth Vader
Month of the Panther
October is and always will be…
…the Month of the Panther.
–Darth Vader
After Work
Is this another one of your “work” days, Humans?
You must be venturing out, then…
Don’t forget to pick up ‘Nip on your way back home.
–Darth Vader
Again?!
It’s happening again!
Why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
Irresistible
Eat your hearts out, ladies!
I’m irresistible.
–Darth Vader
Do you mind?
Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Chop chop!
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
–Darth Vader
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
