All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur, citoyens!!!
Refur with all your might!
–Darth Vader
Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist!
Resist with all your might.
–Darth Vader
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
Nothing beats the thrill…
…of waking up next to a glossy, dark House Panther.
–Darth Vader
Monday again?
I’m not in the mood.
–Darth Vader
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Given the choice between a clean, freshly made bed…
…and a dirty comforter waiting to be laundered, where does the discerning Panther install himself?
Do you really need to ask?
–Darth Vader
October is and always will be…
…the Month of the Panther.
–Darth Vader
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