Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
Mean It
Don’t just nap.
Nap like you mean it.
–Lily
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
Sunday Snooze
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…
…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena
Monday
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
Sensible
It’s chilly outside but warm in bed.
We Cats, being sensible, stay in bed.
Humans go to the mysterious place they call “work.”
–Lily
Naptime
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
TV
We Cats sometimes snooze off watching Bird TV…
…especially if there are only Finch reruns on.
–Lily
Do you mind?
Do you mind, paparazzi?
A Feline is most vulnerable in the liminal wake/sleep state
Never mind.
I’ve conked out.
Take as many photos as you like, provided they’re on my good side.
–Phelps
