It’s chilly outside but warm in bed.
We Cats, being sensible, stay in bed.
Humans go to the mysterious place they call “work.”
–Lily
Winter!
Winter is coming!
Guard your woodpile.
–Finnegan
Consult the Gnome
Mighty cold weather for spring, isn’t it, Mr. Gnome?
What’s that? You don’t foresee it warming up properly until May?
Oh dear…
–Lily
Healing
Is your Human suffering from a cold?
Is she running through Kleenex faster than you can consume bully sticks and/or Catnip?
Surround her with Puppy warmth and Kitty purrs and lots of love.
Also, try to lick her nose as that appears to be the source of her problems.
–Xena, Stella, Luna and Cosmo
Outdoor Thermostat
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
–Quicksilver
Send Blankets
The Humans have not yet repaired the outdoor thermostat.
Send blankets, lots and lots of blankets.
–Darth Vader
Ray of Sunshine
On a cold winter morning…
…find yourself a fine ray of sunshine.
–Cosmo
Cold?
Cold? Curl up tight.
Eradicate the winter bomb cyclone with your eye lasers.
–Amber
Cold
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
Lap WarmerÂ
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
–Darth Vader
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