It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
You kitties may not believe us, but two puppies are better than one. One puppy will try to engage you in his hyper games. Two puppies will engage each other, which leads to Mutually Assured Exhaustion.
–Charlie, Darth Vader, Phelps, Quicksilver, Amber, Lily, and Finnegan