Sometimes your Humans may forget that their job description includes providing a lap until you decide otherwise.
I am enjoying this lap, Human Mommy.
Stay!
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Comfy…
This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?
Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
The Best Seat
The Best Seat in the House is sometimes right outside of the house…
…on a soft lap.
–Darth Vader
Reserved
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
–Luna
Bathroom Break
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
–Luna
I Like You
I like you, Human. Please don’t move.
Like ever.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Fetch
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
Lap WarmerÂ
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
–Darth Vader
Fine, I guess I can share…
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
–Darth Vader
Best Seat in the House
Looking for the best seat in the house? Pick the Human with the softest lap.
–Darth Vader
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