While I appreciate the vines, I continue to hope that a tropical Birdie will appear.
Here cuckoos, here parrots, here canaries! Nothing to fear here…
–Luna
Bingeable
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
TV
We Cats sometimes snooze off watching Bird TV…
…especially if there are only Finch reruns on.
–Lily
Ornithologist
As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.
Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.
Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
Here Birdies!
Here Birdies! There’s still an inch of seed left. Come and eat!
Don’t mind me!
— Luna
Pass the Remote
Pass the remote, Humans.
Bird TV is stuck on the Finch channel.
But I want to watch the Cardinals.
–Lily
Snow Day
The best part of a snow day?
Bird TV.
–Luna
Taller
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Catdom
“Really, Crown Princess Lily, is all this ours? The pond and the stream and the plump birdies who come to drink?”
“All ours, little Princess, all ours, for as far as your yellow eyes can see and your pink nose can sniff.”
“Whoa!”
–Princesses Lily and Luna
Don’t Disturb the Cat
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
–Darth Vader
