Keep a close eye on your Humans as they tend to your pleasure gardens.
You want to make sure that the sushi vending machine… er… pond is well stocked.
You are changing my stream, Humans.
I am reserving judgment.
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
New landscaping project, Humans?
I’ll reserve judgment.
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
My ears aren’t inside out, Humans.
I’m just being a good listener.
You Humans should try this more often.
The listening part, not the ear part. I don’t think your ears are as flexible as mine.
No matter where you are, no matter what you do, we Cats are always watching.
–Luna and Lily
The Humans have put up multiple signs alerting passers-by to the presence of Woofies.
Strangely, there are as yet no signs referencing us Jungle Cats.
Maybe the Humans see us as their secret weapon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Is the gentle rippling of your garden stream lulling you to sleep? Don’t resist, but do be careful to position yourself on top of an appropriately camouflaging stone as you don’t want anyone to disturb your luxurious nap.
“Really, Crown Princess Lily, is all this ours? The pond and the stream and the plump birdies who come to drink?”
“All ours, little Princess, all ours, for as far as your yellow eyes can see and your pink nose can sniff.”
–Princesses Lily and Luna