Can you see me? No? Perfect!
Took you a moment? Still good…
Camouflage is essential to us hunters …er… nature enthusiasts.
–Phelps
Invisibility
The key to invisibility, little Luna, is to choose a surface that blends with your fur, install yourself on said surface, and stay preternaturally still.
See this blanket? It has black stripes for me and white and gray stripes for you. Now we are invisible.
Ummm, Uncle Darth? I think you may have forgotten that Woofies see through their sniffers.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Blend in
Is the gentle rippling of your garden stream lulling you to sleep? Don’t resist, but do be careful to position yourself on top of an appropriately camouflaging stone as you don’t want anyone to disturb your luxurious nap.
–Quicksilver
Now you’re hidden
Find some aged stumps that correspond to your tortie fur and perch on top. Now you’re hidden.
If the Woofies use their sniffers instead of their eyes, they may detect you. Now you’re not hidden.
If one of the Woofies has the audacity to sniff your derriere, threaten to deploy your claws.
–Amber
Invisibility
Do you need a long, uninterrupted nap? Find a pillow that matches your fur and curl up there. Your pillow camouflage will make you all but invisible to humans who have an annoying habit of skritching your ears and disrupting your dreams just when you are about to catch a bird.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 