Can you see me? No? Perfect!
Took you a moment? Still good…
Camouflage is essential to us hunters …er… nature enthusiasts.
If you can’t see others, they can’t see you either.
I stuck my head in this old recliner and I can’t see you.
You can’t see me, can you?
–Finnick Ohair, Guest Contributor
Find some aged stumps that correspond to your tortie fur and perch on top. Now you’re hidden.
If the Woofies use their sniffers instead of their eyes, they may detect you. Now you’re not hidden.
If one of the Woofies has the audacity to sniff your derriere, threaten to deploy your claws.
If you crouch down really low, you will be undetectable to the cat on the other side of the bush until you pounce.
–Quicksilver and Amber
Don’t worry if you forget to hide your tail during the morning session of Foot Pounce. Humans have notoriously slow reflexes, especially before they’ve had their coffee. Even if they know you’re coming for them, they are incapable of moving their feet fast enough to avoid your lightening claws and teeth.