Find some aged stumps that correspond to your tortie fur and perch on top. Now you’re hidden.
If the Woofies use their sniffers instead of their eyes, they may detect you. Now you’re not hidden.
If one of the Woofies has the audacity to sniff your derriere, threaten to deploy your claws.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 
You are soooooo beautiful, Amber, cut the dog some slack, you are just too attractive.
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That Woofie is a girl Woofie and I know for a fact that she is into guys. She is just being cheeky by sniffing me. If she doesn’t back off, she deserves to feel my razor-sharp claws. Purrs, Amber
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Do not exclude the possibility that she might like girls, too … being bisexual doubles your chances 😉
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If she likes me like that, she’s got to learn to flirt like a feline. You don’t just barge in and sniff someone’s butt. That’s just wrong. Purrs, Amber
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Hello from Molly and Roxy, the terrible terriers!
You’re nicer than our cat!! Mummy calls her Psychokitty and tells us to stay away from her! If we did that we’d have to see the V.E.T.!!
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We got our Woofies when they were Itty bitty pups. Maybe that’s why it has been relatively easy to instill a proper fear of claws in them. Purrs, Amber
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Daisy is just purr evil. Next door there’s two tiny dogs. She sits outside their glass door and blows raspberries at them!
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MOL (meowing out loud)
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You must have a good smelling butt!
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But of course! I’m a classy tortie; my whole glossy, furry body smells good. Purrs, Amber
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With classical tortitude too!
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Having the right tortitude is half the battle. Purrs, Amber
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amber…..de dawgs haz knot lurned bout de “clawz oh bak off” …. yet….haz they~~~~~~~ well, de furst lezzon iz bout ta bee gin !!! 🙂 ♥♥♥ afturr two dayz lezzon….we bet stella botherz ewe…noe mor !!! ~~~ 🙂 ♥♥♥
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She backed off, Tabbies. Sometimes the threat of claws is just as effective, though not nearly as satisfying, as the deployment of claws themselves. Purrs, Amber
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pea ezz…that stump izza total lee awesum scratchin post 🙂 ♥
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I personally prefer the indoor furniture and carpets for claw sharpening purposes. Purrs, Amber
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Amber you look beautiful, the wood is a perfect frame for you…a perfect lady too, since any dog that tried that with Charlie would have had its ears boxed!
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Thank you! I’m only ladylike up to a point, though. If Stella had kept sniffing even a second more than she did, she would have found herself with a lacerated nose. Purrs, Amber
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I think the doggie wants to sit on top, Amber 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂 ❤
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It’s my spot. The Woofie needs to understand that. Purrs, Amber
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She is beautiful. I’m a pushover for bi-color faces! ^.^
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Thank you kindly! Purrs, Amber
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