The Apex Predator is ignoring you.
You may survive if you de-can her breakfast promptly.
–Amber
The Apex Predator is ignoring you.
You may survive if you de-can her breakfast promptly.
–Amber
Breakfast sounds great, Humans, but so does staying in bed.
How about you serve our breakfast here?
–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella and Xena
Yay! You are finally getting up, Human Mommy!
None too soon! It’s already half past Food o’Clock!
–Quicksilver
What do you mean we’re out of treats?
You’re fired!
What are you doing with your opposable thumbs? Are you opening cans of stinky, gravy, meaty goodness out of guilt?
We may have jumped the gun. We love you, Humans, especially your thumbs.
You may stay on, on probation.
–Charlie, Luna, Lily and Amber
The Morning Opera of Starvation is most effective with a large cast of cats. So long as the chorus can pick up the melody, the mezzo-soprano can abandon her aria by flopping on the floor and grooming her whiskers, as divas do.
Humans are not discerning. Keep the volume up and you’re sure to get the wet food for which you sing.
–Phelps, Quicksilver, Lily, and Darth Vader