Breakfast sounds great, Humans, but so does staying in bed.
How about you serve our breakfast here?
–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella and Xena
Finally!
Yay! You are finally getting up, Human Mommy!
None too soon! It’s already half past Food o’Clock!
–Quicksilver
Beverage Pairing
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
–Luna
But that is my cream!
–Lily
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait
Crepes and Cafe-au-lait for breakfast?
Don’t mind if I do.
–Darth Vader
Overtime
What do you mean you are going to “Work” and don’t have time to fetch my first Meowmosa of the weekend?
But it’s Caturday!!
“Overtime,” you say.
I hate “Overtime.”
–Luna
Second Chances
What do you mean we’re out of treats?
You’re fired!
What are you doing with your opposable thumbs? Are you opening cans of stinky, gravy, meaty goodness out of guilt?
We may have jumped the gun. We love you, Humans, especially your thumbs.
You may stay on, on probation.
–Charlie, Luna, Lily and Amber
Manly Breakfast
A manly breakfast consists of pure protein served al fresco on a stone.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
The Morning Opera
The Morning Opera of Starvation is most effective with a large cast of cats. So long as the chorus can pick up the melody, the mezzo-soprano can abandon her aria by flopping on the floor and grooming her whiskers, as divas do.
Humans are not discerning. Keep the volume up and you’re sure to get the wet food for which you sing.
–Phelps, Quicksilver, Lily, and Darth Vader
Intensity
The more intense your morning greeting, the more likely you are to receive a breakfast saucer of cool, fresh cream.
–Lily
