There are many,
…smells to sniff.
It’s my duty to sniff them all.
Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
Let me out!
What do you mean it’s below freezing outside?
Didn’t you turn up the outdoor thermostat like I told to you to?!
The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
It is unnecessary to smile at the camera when you are beautiful.
Beauty speaks for itself.
Got Dog? Good for you! You’ll never have to wake up alone again.
C’mon, ladies, I know you dig my smoldering brown puppy eyes.
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
But that is my cream!
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.