I am a Lion on important Lion business.
No, I will not look at the camera. I am busy being a Lion who’s ignoring you.
–Finnegan
Lion
Digestive Nap
Oh, breakfast was GOOD! I’d order seconds, but I’m all tuckered out.
I’ll just take a digestive nap until lunch or until I recharge sufficiently to pounce on my Humans, my Cat sister, my Woofie sister, or really anything that moves.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Lunch
Lunchtime? I LOVE lunch!
But wait, Human Daddy… Your plate is EMPTY!
I’m gonna starve!
–Cosmo
Good Sniffs
There are many,
…marvelous…
…smells to sniff.
It’s my duty to sniff them all.
–Sunny
Monday Morning
Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber
Cat in a Cave
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
–Finnegan
Let me out!
Let me out!
What do you mean it’s below freezing outside?
Didn’t you turn up the outdoor thermostat like I told to you to?!
–Darth Vader
Water Level
The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
–Amber
Unacceptable BehaviorÂ
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
–Amber
BeautifulÂ
It is unnecessary to smile at the camera when you are beautiful.
Beauty speaks for itself.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 