Is your Human Mommy failing to provide you with sufficient treats and telling you to eat Kibble instead?

Take her beloved breakfast pastries, Human Daddy’s coffee creamer, and the Woofies’ treats hostage.
Human Mommy will have to pay a handsome ransom of Temptations.
—Apollo

Apollo keep doing that until they give you sufficient meals and treats and plenty of toys
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Good thinking, Apollo! Time for the felines of the world to rise up and ascend to their rightful apex position in homes around the world. Lead on! Purrs
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