“When will you get over your shoe obsession, Xena?” asks Human Mommy.
“Never, Human Mommy…”
“…NEVER.”
–Xena
“When will you get over your shoe obsession, Xena?” asks Human Mommy.
“Never, Human Mommy…”
“…NEVER.”
–Xena
Why can’t you just lick yourself clean like we Cats do, Human Mommy? You may not realize it, given the inferiority of your nose, but you smell weird every time you get out of the shower, like chlorine and plastic and false botanical notes.
You no longer smell like your shoes.
You no longer smell like you.
–Amber
Monday has happened again, Humans. Judging by your outfit and your impractical, professional heels, we assume that you are heading out to the mysterious place you call work.
Good luck not tripping over us on your way downstairs.
Maybe you should lose the heels until you’ve had your coffee. Just saying…
–Lily and Amber