“When will you get over your shoe obsession, Xena?” asks Human Mommy.
“Never, Human Mommy…”
“…NEVER.”
–Xena
Spies
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
Unacceptable.
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
Ballet Flat
Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
Found it!
–Stella
Past Tense
Correction, Human Mommy. These were your shoes.
Now they are mine.
–Luna
You Smell Weird
Why can’t you just lick yourself clean like we Cats do, Human Mommy? You may not realize it, given the inferiority of your nose, but you smell weird every time you get out of the shower, like chlorine and plastic and false botanical notes.
You no longer smell like your shoes.
You no longer smell like you.
–Amber
Monday again
Monday has happened again, Humans. Judging by your outfit and your impractical, professional heels, we assume that you are heading out to the mysterious place you call work.
Good luck not tripping over us on your way downstairs.
Maybe you should lose the heels until you’ve had your coffee. Just saying…
–Lily and Amber
Heels
Stylish girls pick out shoes that go with their stripes.
–Lily
Shoes
You can appreciate a good pair of heels even if you cannot wear them yourself.
–Finnegan
