There are good smells up top and good smells down below.
When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
You Smell Weird
Why can’t you just lick yourself clean like we Cats do, Human Mommy? You may not realize it, given the inferiority of your nose, but you smell weird every time you get out of the shower, like chlorine and plastic and false botanical notes.
You no longer smell like your shoes.
You no longer smell like you.
–Amber
Nothing is Lost
With a good sniffer, nothing is ever truly lost, not even the frisbee that was “misplaced” in the underbrush for several months.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 