Back off, Monday!
I have Murder Mittens.
–Lily
Can you resist?
I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Creepy Crawly
I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!
I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.
Where’s my reward?
P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.
–Luna
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
A Little Help Here!
Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
–Stella
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)
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