Monday again

Monday has happened again, Humans. Judging by your outfit and your impractical, professional heels, we assume that you are heading out to the mysterious place you call work.

Good luck not tripping over us on your way downstairs.

Maybe you should lose the heels until you’ve had your coffee. Just saying…

–Lily and Amber 

Things could be worse

Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.

Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.

Things could be worse.

–Darth Vader