No judgment 

Are your Humans hitting the vino kind of hard while watching the election returns tonight?

Remind them that it’s a work night, but don’t judge them too harshly, so long as they pour you a tunatini, a niparita, a Catmopolitan or the cocktail of your choice.

Elections are stressful for all of us.


Things could be worse

Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.

Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.

Things could be worse.

–Darth Vader