So, Human Mommy, you traveled despite our newly enacted travel ban.
There will be sanctions.
–Lily and Luna
Travel Ban
What’s that, Human Mommy? You are abandoning us Cats over the holiday weekend?
No, no you are not. We do not allow it.
We hereby institute a travel ban.
–Luna
Above Politics
Stay above politics. It’s the only safe, sensible place to be.
–Luna
Talking with Friends
It’s important to avoid certain topics when talking with certain friends. For example, some friends may not like talking about politics while other friends may not appreciate a detailed description of the saucer of shredded tuna you ate for lunch.
–Luna
No judgmentÂ
Are your Humans hitting the vino kind of hard while watching the election returns tonight?
Remind them that it’s a work night, but don’t judge them too harshly, so long as they pour you a tunatini, a niparita, a Catmopolitan or the cocktail of your choice.
Elections are stressful for all of us.
–Amber
Things could be worse
Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.
Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.
Things could be worse.
–Darth Vader
Debate
A great debate is a perfect combination of theatrics, idealism, pragmatism, and claws, sheathed or drawn, depending on the point in the election cycle.
–Lily, Finnegan and Amber, the moderator
Scary Things
Your Humans try to comfort and distract you when you’re scared of things like thunderstorms or fireworks or really angry cats.
Return the favor by comforting and distracting them when scary things happen on TV.
–Cosmo
Shaken not stirredÂ
There are Woofies on the couch and politics on TV.
Life is stressful.
The Humans have their beverages of choice.
You are well within your rights to order a tunatini to help yourself cope.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 