Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Woofies are perhaps to let the men play catch or sporting tussles. Felines are sophisticated beings to be showcased. So Woofies are a necessity Phelps, just as your are. Garfield hugs🤗😊🐺
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I can wrestle! I can fetch! These Woofies are Nonsense. Purrs, Phelps
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Haha!!
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Woofies are good slaves, and so your slaves are keeping slaves themselves.
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Oh, that kind of makes sense. Except for the fact that the Woofies sometimes distract our Humans from serving us, which is, of course, unacceptable. Purrs, Phelps
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I understand your distress about not coming first as you should.
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Finally a Human who understands us! Might we move in with you? Inquisitive Purrs, 7 Cats
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I am sorry, I do not have a garden and not even a balcony, so I could not offer the right facilities for deities like your goodselves. Humble servant to ONE cat …
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hello phelps its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble spent like fifteen yeerz asking that kwestchun!!! i do not think she wuz ever satisfied with the ansers!!! ok bye
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Sigh… Purrs, Phelps
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