T-bone Steak

So I had a properly sized Dog Bed until my beloved daughter Xena told me she needed to stretch out, much more than she could in her extra-small Puppy Bed.

Of course, I gave her my bed. How could I not? Have you ever seen anything cuter than Xena?

Still, I hear Father’s Day is coming up.

I hope little Xena thinks to get me a T-bone Steak, or a pack of bully sticks, or at least a card that we can turn into confetti together.

–Cosmo

Roommates 

Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.

Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.

What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.

–Darth Vader and Cosmo