Sure, Kitties, Humans are there to serve us. We all know that.
Still, you can demonstrate your magnamity by lending a helping paw when the Humans try, ineffectually, to perform routine household tasks, like changing the sheets on our bed.
Silly Humans! How on earth do they expect us Kitties to sleep soundly and awaken refreshed without a fine sheen of feline fur on our sheets?
Power corrupts but absolute power controls the remote control absolutely.
What a lovely crystal drinking vessel, Humans! I’m assuming the flowers are just for decoration, sort of like how you Humans place itsy-bitsy umbrellas in your fanciest cocktails.
What’s a Jungle Kitten to do first? Swing from the vines, nibble on the spider plant or bat at the palm tree?
If you knew how to relax even half this well, Humans, your job could be relaxation instead of actual work.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.