Piney water?
Yes, please!
Don’t mind if I do.
–Lily
Liquid Brunch
We are enjoying a liquid brunch.
If you’ve never done this, we suggest you try.
Start with milk. You must work up to cream.
–Luna and Lily
Work makes for Boring Conversations
Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?
Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?
Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.
Work makes for boring conversations.
–Quicksilver
Umbrellas
What a lovely crystal drinking vessel, Humans! I’m assuming the flowers are just for decoration, sort of like how you Humans place itsy-bitsy umbrellas in your fanciest cocktails.
–Luna
Happy Hour
Know of a great spot for Happy Hour? Don’t keep it to yourself–tell your friends.
–Finnegan and Luna
