As a Cat, you know you’ve found a suitable household…
…when your Humans erect monuments to your Felinity here and there and everywhere.
For a girl Kitty, big Brothers are nice…
…but nothing beats a Big Sis you can look up to!
Just because a door is open doesn’t mean you should walk through it. Respect the Cat.
Do the younger Cats display insufficient respect to you, the Catriarch, ever since they discovered that your previous Humans removed your claws because they loved their furniture more than you?
Time to make a Woofie ally.