Yes, I know this is not a toy, Human Mommy.
This is a paint brush.
Did it never occur to you that I might have an unexplored artistic side?
–Luna
Smother
What do you mean, Human Mommy, that I must get out of this fun, crinkly plastic bag RIGHT NOW lest it smother me?
Did you ever think that you might be the one smothering me with your killjoy, rigid rules?
–Luna
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day! Give your Human Mommy a good lap cuddle and bring her some thoughtful gifts, such as a nearly dead mousie or a freshly upchucked hairball.
We love you, Human Mommy.
–Luna et al
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