Month: November 2019

It’s too cold to nap in my favorite outdoor spots.

I’ll catch up on my sleep in my indoor cave.

–Finnegan

It may take years but never give up…

…on training your Humans to stay off your furniture.

–Lily

I sense a Woofie behind me on the Private Members Only Cat Penthouse bed.

If I ignore him, he’s not there.

–Darth Vader

What am I doing? Oh, nothing really.

I’m just taking an innocent stroll on the fence.

–Luna

As the futon is full up with Woofies…

…I guess I’ll just have to make do with my throne.

–Lily

Thank you, Grammy Cat, for my imperial egg.

I know that you intended it for me because it was obviously inspired by Faberge and I am the only Empress here.

–Amber

Cats on the park bench and Woofies on the ground…

…things are as they should be.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

Thank you for our new, big bed, Grammy Cat!

We know you meant it for all of us since beds are meant to be shared.

–Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

Thanks for the lovely new sleeping egg, Grammy Cat!

Obviously, you meant it for me because it’s an egg and I’m the only Cat with proper yolk and egg white coloration.

–Finnegan

What is a Jungle Queen to do when it becomes too chilly to enjoy her outdoor gardens?

This.

–Lily