Downward Dog is a beginner’s move.
Try DownwardUpwardTwisting Dog for a deeper stretch.
Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
As Cat Princesses, graceful relaxation is an important part of your royal duties.
How else will your sometimes stressed, uptight Human subjects recognize your superiority?
–Luna and Lily
Frisbee, check. Tug, check. Wrestling, check. Squirrel Chase, check and double check.
You know it’s been a good, hard workout when you collapse like a Meowie afterwards.
Meowie-Inspired Basic Yoga, check.
Prelude to a nap or to a challenging yoga routine?
For us Cats, there is no difference. The best yoga is performed asleep and the best naps entail positions that make Humans wonder if we share a common ancestor with Silly Putty.
Do you Humans sometimes feel bad because you’re just not as limber as you used to be? Do you blame the advancing years for the fact that you can no longer touch your front paws to your bottom paws?
Old age may not be helping things but the real problem is that you’re just not practicing enough.
Seriously, do you even remember the last time you flung your bottom paw over your shoulder while watching TV?
Stretch, stretch, stretch! Eventually you will become so long that your front and back paws will touch opposite sides of the futon mattress, so long as you don’t eat the mattress first.
Try sleeping with your head upside down. This classic cat yoga position will stretch out your spine, work out any kinks, and raise your cute quoitient.
Does your workout feel too intense? Take a break by collapsing on the treadmill. Call it yoga if that eases your conscience.