What’s that, Human? You are getting up?
I have not authorized this.
I have not relieved you of your duty as my personal mattress.
I also require head skritches until I tire of your ministrations and bite, or fall asleep on you, my mattress.
It’s okay to workout, Human Mommy, but please don’t overdo it!
We Dogs love you just the way you are.
We love the softness of your lap.
–Stella, Sunny, Xena and Cosmo
Sure, the Meowies give good cuddles, no doubt about it.
But nothing beats 75 pounds of solid Puppy love bearing down on your lap.